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7 Funny Wedding One-Liners |
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Written by Wendy Wilkes
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Wednesday, 02 June 2010 07:38 |
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Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They're the best part of the wedding for some people.
by WendyWilkes
Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They're the best part of the wedding for some people.
Let me level with you. It can be tough to give a toast. Some people just wing it, and give a toast off the top of their heads. But most people are far too conscientious to take such a flippant attitude toward this responsibility. Most want to do a good job. Well, I don't have any good long toasts for you in this article, but I do have some funny lines you could work in.
You might need to do a longer toast than what you'll find here, but here are some great one-liners, just to get you started.
1. To marriage . . . a word that means commitment . . . to an insane asylum.
2. Getting married for sex is like buying a meal for the free mint.
3. Want to remember your wife's birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.
4. "Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give." -Cass Daley
5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it."
6. Marriage is like a phone call when you've been sleeping. First there's the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson
7. A happy man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A happy woman is one who can find such a man.
Now, we know these probably aren't helping that much with YOUR toast. But maybe they put a smile on your face, and now you can get to work on your toast. Good luck!
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